What Edward Says

WHAT EDWARD SAYS ✨

"I'm going to see a dragon monkey at the zoo" 

"Yes, I do say mean things to Bradley because I'm a bad gorilla." 

"Mommy, you have stripes like a tiger. Oh no! Don't get my little honey bear!" (Covers Christopher with his body) 

"We can't be naked at Rocco and Ryan's" 

E: "what's our dog's name?" 

M: Reagan. 

E: "No, it's Gabriella." 

E: My birthday is Munsday. 

Mom: um well, your birthday is September 24. 

E: Why? 

Me: that's the day you were born. When you came out of mommy's tummy.

E: oh when I was baby Jesus? 

Is J for Jay-ifer? N is for newt. P is peacop. 

E: I want to be naked man. 

Me: no you need to wear clothes to bed. 

E: but monkeys don't wear clothes 

I'm Edward Curious George. 

Earlier: 

I'm a grown up now! (Upon realizing he could reach the pedals on the tricycle) 

Later: 

Daddy, now that I'm a grown up, I need to sleep in a grown up bed. (Trying to weasel his way into our bed at 10:45 pm) 

L is for Elephant 

E is for Edward 

E is for dinosaur too

(In Edward's world, this all makes perfect sense) 

"Mom?! Can we look for some newts?! We can pick up newts! We just can't eat them."