"Mommy, did you say I could watch TB?"
Yes
"Oh thank you mommy! You're the best mommy ever! I love you now"
Oh you do?! Well, I always love you
No fighting and no yelling. We are in this together.
Oh that's my hot gum (referring to anyone's minty flavored gum)
Those shorts are sharp (referring to scratchy shorts)
Can I ride in the sharp stroller (referring to the jogging stroller with two wheels in back and one in the front)
There's ice in my head (when he had a headache)
Are those your snuggle pants?
I'm tired. And I'm hungry. Can I have a bedtime snack? (Can be anytime of the day)
Me: If you're ever in trouble and can't find mommy or daddy, find a police officer and he will help you.
Edward: yes, or a zookeeper.
I can be a super car. A super car is a funny thing. It can fly through the air without a cape all the way to outer space.
E: I'm going to bring my sword to school.
Mom: No sir, they will not let you do that. They will take it away.
E: Well then, you just need to be a little tougher.
I have to go to the hospital. My tummy hurts and I need to go to the hospital and get some toys.
You have a circle head and great fluffy hair. And you have claws. - Edward describing what I look like.
Me: do you know what you're birthday is? It's a celebration of you and how happy we are that you were born! I'm so happy I get to be your mommy.
Edward: I was born? I'm alive?! Why? Why are we here? Why do people stay here?
Me: (Trying to avoid an existential crisis here) ummmmm ....
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