What Edward Says

WHAT EDWARD SAYS 💕

It's a beautiful day outside! (Most days) 

I'm Edward chimpanzee. Daddy, you're the zookeeper. Put baby Christopher down. You can't hold wild animals! 

Whenever Edward is watching a movie and the Universal Pictures logo comes on the screen, Edward jumps up and down and screams like me at a Britney concert, "Look!!! The World!!! The World!!"

I don't have a ear egg. 

Can you draw me a tadpole? (On the dry erase board in the kitchen) 

Mommy, baby Christopher said dada! He can talk! Baby Christopher, can you say Di-No-Saur?

On the American flag: 

Edward: There's stripes just like a zebra! There are stars! 

Mom: how many?

Edward: 1,2,3,4,5

Mom: There are 50 stars. 

Edward: No, There's 3 stars because I'm 3 years old.  

That's the American flag. For our crunchy. 

I'm scared of everything. 

I'm scared of monsters. 

I'm scared of bad dreams. 

I'm scared of shadow bingo. (Billy Bingo, Sea Island) 

Mommy, it's sixin o clock! That means it's NOT time for me to go to bed. 

(After getting mad at me about something) Mommy, Baby Christopher doesn't love you anymore. 

Cows don't wear diapers and underwear (random car notation)

Walruses have tusks and whiskers. I even hold baby walruses. And I even hug them. (Random breakfast notation)