Monday, May 12, 2014

Funny things Edward has said lately ...

That's called the sneakin' hidin' jungle (about any densely wooded area)

Look at those lovely flowers

Dad:  Did you say booger pie? 
Edward:  We don't say that. That's not a fantastic word to say! We don't say that daddy. 

Mommy, I want to find a millipede. I will wait here. You find a millipede. 

All of these crackens are crackin' out. (Observations on sidewalk cracks) 

(After taking a shower) Can I ever go down the drain?

E: we need to go to another store to get me a birthday toy. 
Me: I don't think we're going to do that today. 
E: yes little baby mommy. We are. 

Jesus has the world in his hands. But how are we going to find the world? We have to get our capes to fly. And buttons and boots and helmets. 

I'm going to give my iguana some leaves to eat and I'm going to give my leopard some bugs. And I'm going to give my kitty some ... Chicken Nuggets!

Come on little poopy mommy, let's go! 

My name is Edward DeRoy Robertson. Oh wait! (One finger in the air) I forgot something! The Fourth! 

Happy Birthday TA you!

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